Date | Age | Information | Orator |
1754 |
| Born in Scotland, not Chipping Sodbury | Ian Marshall |
1755 | 1 |
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1756 | 2 | Learned to play a bright yellow violin | Leonard Dommett |
1757 | 3 |
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1758 | 4 |
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1759 | 5 | Attended primary school in the town of Wiltin-under-Buggery | Rob Willis |
1760 | 6 | Draws juvenile poetic inspiration from Alexander Pope | David Bradley |
1761 | 7 |
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1762 | 8 | Wesleyan church wearing a pagan buttock-shaped mask | Richard Sebo |
1763 | 9 | Travelled Europe as a master of the violin, visiting Munich, Venice and Bologna | Leonard Dommett |
1764 | 10 |
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1765 | 11 | Educated at the Benedictine Downside School outside Bath | Max Robinson |
1766 | 12 |
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1767 | 13 | Repeats Newton’s experiments with lantern-born kites over Chipping Sodbury woods | Logan Francey |
1768 | 14 | Loitered about Chipping Sodbury with Edward Cowpox Jenner | Bryony Cosgrove |
1769 | 15 | Revolutionised actuarial practice | Kevin Childs |
1770 | 16 | Founded the 'It's Better Manually' Society | Rob Willis |
Invented soda water | Kevin Childs | ||
Planted a field of daffodils on the Crassus Common which was later to inspire Wordsworth | Bryony Cosgrove | ||
1771 | 17 | Invented the beer pump | Kevin Childs |
1772 | 18 | Aboard Captain Cook's Resolution under the pseudonym "Thomas Perry" | Don Charlwood |
Travelled to Egypt and the Sudan in search of the source of the Nile | Martin Williams | ||
Explored the glaciers of Mount Kilimanjaro and returned with hypothermia | Peter Kershaw | ||
Invented the words 'bastard' and 'bugger' in his Gradus ad Oxoniam dictionary | Kate Burridge | ||
1772 | 19 | Sent to Oxford and was sent down | Don Charlwood |
1773 | 20 | Stage Manager in the production staring Miss Eurelia Herbaceous and put out an on-stage fire using 'recycled' drink | Phil A'Vard |
1774 | 21 | Admitted as a student at Gray's Inn | Pat Kilbride |
Opened a brothel in Boston | Paul Rodan | ||
1775 | 22 | Engaged as an Assistant Stage Manager at the Drury Lane theatre during which time he was required to fill in during a performance which inspired the character of Quasimodo | Phil A'Vard |
Was present at the beginning of the American Revolution | John Salmond | ||
Ghost wrote 'The Rivals' for Richard Brinsley Sheridan which established a formidable theatrical partnership | Diana Burleigh | ||
1776 | 23 | Went to Saint Petersburg with Elisabeth Chudleigh, Duchess of Kingston and Countess of Bristol where he befriended Catherine the Great | Ian Cummins |
1777 | 24 | Went to Calcutta and was friends with Warren Hastings, the first British Governor General | David Cunningham |
1778 | 25 | Creates the polymer Crabtree’s Dope | Noel Murray |
1779 | 26 | Utilized a walking stick that used Newton’s 'Absolute Space' principle, using which he could give indisputable measurements of anything. Also invented a watch that told 'Absolute Time', enabling Crabtree to conquer time | Logan Francey |
Used silk he had gathered during his trip to Calcutta to build a hot air balloon | David Cunningham | ||
1780 | 27 | Wrote a brief poem upon the death of Captain Cook that was discovered among Wordsworth's papers | Don Charlwood |
Had a son called August Leopold Crelle with Mlle Lavalle that was given up for adoption in Germany and who went on to make a significant contribution to mathematics | Michael Deakin | ||
Admitted as a Barrister at Gray's Inn | Pat Kilbride | ||
1781 | 28 | Joined the British East India Company and travelled to Italy to sample pizza for the company's franchise in China | Jim McGrath |
1782 | 29 | Mastered the technique of tappen insertion for hibernating Russian bears | Ian Cummins |
1783 | 30 | Established Crabtree and Hillier wine shippers in Orleans | Don Charlwood |
1784 | 31 |
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1785 | 32 |
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1786 | 33 |
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1787 | 34 | Presided over the Constitutional Convention in Philadelphia | Bill Claiborne |
1788 | 35 |
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1789 | 36 | Travelled to the United States where his likeness to George Washington was so extraordinary that he was mistakenly inaugurated as the first President of the US and served two terms until 1797 | John Salmond |
1790 | 37 |
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1791 | 38 | Appointed a Bencher at Gray's Inn | Pat Kilbride |
Incited the mob that burnt down Joseph Priestley's house | Gordon Taylor | ||
Visited the newly independent United States | Howard Deakin | ||
1792 | 39 | Became friends with Talleyrand in Orleans | Stephen Downes |
1793 | 40 | Wrote an ode on the return of Governor Phillip | Don Charlwood |
Invented Camembert | Stephen Downes | ||
1794 | 41 | Established Oxford University’s first Don’s Performance Management Scheme | Max Robinson |
1795 | 42 | Researchers confuse Henry Crabb Robinson with Joseph Crabtree | Gordon Taylor |
1796 | 43 | Persuaded a gullible public to invest in his alchemist’s stones | Roy Jackson |
1797 | 44 |
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1798 | 45 | Planned to bring merino sheep to Australia but was thwarted by Captain Macarthur | Nick Hudson |
Judged a meeting of the International Double Reed Society in Switzerland, where he determined that the German Faggott was superior to the French Bassoon | Paul Williams | ||
1799 | 46 | Arranged for the first wombat and platypus to be sent from Australia to the Newcastle Literary and Philosophical Society
| Greg O'Brien |
1800 | 47 | Death falsely reported in the French Morning Post | Stephen Downes |
Saved King George III's life by thwarting an assassination attempt at the Theatre Royal | Diana Burleigh | ||
1801 | 48 | Established a pattern of Crabtree Prime Numbers | John Rickard |
1802 | 49 |
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1803 | 50 | Became disillusioned with cider as a means to ensure the survival of the fittest and joined the Rechebites | Howard Deakin |
1804 | 51 |
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1805 | 52 |
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1806 | 53 | Clashed with NSW's Governor William Bligh | Paul Rodan |
1807 | 54 |
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1808 | 55 | Became mentor and confidant for Arthur Wellesley, the future Duke of Wellington, with whom he planned the Peninsula Campaign against the hated Napoleon | Bill Breen |
Accepted a Chair at Vilno University | Greg O'Brien | ||
1809 | 56 | Begins writing erotic poetry | Philip Martin |
1810 | 57 | In Paris where he made significant contributions to pedagogy | Richard Belshaw |
1811 | 58 | Subjected to lexicographical castration | Kate Burridge |
1812 | 59 | Became a mentor for Michael Faraday |
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Performed as Cinderella at the Theatre Royal Drury Lane which inspired Dame Edna Everage | Phil A'Vard | ||
Became a member of Almack's under the patronage of Prince Lieven, the Russian ambassador to the Court of St James | Andrew Schnaider | ||
1813 | 60 | Mastered chemistry and invented the oxy-acetylene torch | Roy Jackson |
1814 | 61 | Linked to the Cave of the Fagotts | Paul Williams |
1815 | 62 | Led the Prussian Army at the Battle of Waterloo after Marshal Blucher was knocked unconscious | Bill Breen |
Wrote for The Times on the Battle of Waterloo and thus became the first war correspondent | Kevin Childs | ||
Plied the British with Absinthe before the Battle of New Orleans which handed victory to the U.S. Army | Bill Claiborne | ||
Fathered Ada Lovelace with Annabella Byron | Jim Breen | ||
1816 | 63 | Had a sex change | Richard Sebo |
1817 | 64 | Elected as a member of White's Club | Andrew Schnaider |
1818 | 65 |
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1819 | 66 |
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1820 | 67 | Published four original music compositions which became known to Mozart as The Curse of the Crab and which stuck in the mind and inspired many great composers | Martin Comte |
1821 | 68 |
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1822 | 69 |
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1823 | 70 | Founded the Athenaeum Club with the Duke of Wellington and Michael Faraday | Andrew Schnaider |
1824 | 71 | Again cited as The Curse of the Crab, this time by Beethoven | Martin Comte |
1825 | 72 |
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1826 | 73 |
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1827 | 74 | Lied about his age to gain employment at the Bank of England | Phillip Law |
1828 | 75 |
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1829 | 76 | Envisioned the Echuca-Chipping Sodbury Railway without a single curve | Nick Hudson |
Inspired and guided Charles Babbage as he devised his Difference Engine, establishing him as the true Father of the Computer | Jim Breen | ||
1830 | 77 | Was present at the first running of Stephenson's 'Rocket', where he determined the gauge for Brunel's Great Western Railway at 7 feet and half an inch (based on the length of William Huskisson's corpse and his top hat) | Nick Hudson |
1831 | 78 |
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1832 | 79 |
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1833 | 80 | Introduced Ada Lovelace to Charles Babbage | Jim Breen |
1834 | 81 |
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1835 | 82 |
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1836 | 83 |
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1837 | 84 |
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1838 | 85 | Appeared in court charged with indecent exposure | Peter Darvall |
1839 | 86 | Wrote a poem on the subject of Collins Street and settled at Lake Charliegrark in Victoria | Keith Bennetts |
1840 | 87 |
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1841 | 88 | Set sail on The Tasmania to Port Phillip | Tim Smith |
1842 | 89 | Was a notable lawyer in Port Phillip where he won a number of cases against Redmond Barry and appeared in the first criminal libel case in the colony | Tim Smith |
1843 | 90 | Assisted in the laying of the foundation stone of the Supreme Court in Melbourne | Pat Kilbride |
Journeyed to Hong Kong from where he sought to colonise the east coast of Borneo | Tim Smith | ||
1844 | 91 |
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1845 | 92 |
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1846 | 93 |
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1847 | 94 | Fathered Lotta Crabtree | Clive Coogan |
1848 | 95 |
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1849 | 96 |
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1850 | 97 |
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1851 | 98 |
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1852 | 99 |
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1853 | 100 |
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1854 | 101 | Wrote 'The Charge of the Light Brigade' and sent it to Lord Tennyson, who plagiarized it upon Crabtree's death | Diana Burleigh |
Died in Melbourne | Tim Smith |